Uzor Arukwe is truly one of a kind.

Uzor Arukwe is truly one of a kind.

Seriously, the man is a special breed.

But suddenly, everyone is buzzing like a beehive high on energy drinks, all because of his role in the movie “Love in EVERY WORD.”

And I’m just here like, “People, chill.

The movie was a BLOCKBUSTER.

Of course, everybody suddenly has something to say.

If nobody was yapping, then the movie would have been the cinematic equivalent of boiled rice without stew, bland and forgettable.”

I have no idea how the movie ended up being a hot topic, but by some divine intervention, I stumbled upon it a day after its release.

And since then, I’ve been defending Uzor like his unofficial PR manager on Facebook.

Listen, I’ve been a die-hard fan of Uzor Arukwe since the days of Alaba Report in Funke Akindele’s Tribe of Judah.

Yup, from way back.

But now, everyone is dragging him like a stubborn generator that refuses to start.

I mean, I’ve read so many comments, I could swear I’ve become a full-time literary analyst.

And the funny part?

Some of these people sound like they’re auditioning for A Movie Role.

First, there are the righteous keyboard warriors, mostly Christians, crying foul and declaring, “Oh no".

"Uzor is teaching wrong doctrines about purity before marriage”.

I’m like, “Wait, so you wanted him to be a priest in a romantic movie?

What next, miracle, working kiss scenes?

Then we have the conspiracy theorists, yapping about how Uzor is promoting the wrong stereotypes about aspiring and successful, industrious Igbo men.

You’d think the poor guy singlehandedly redefined an entire culture with one movie role.

Like, seriously?

By that logic, should we start blaming James Bond for teaching people how to wear tuxedos and cause international chaos?

But let’s be honest, all these complaints only caught fire because the movie itself was hotter than pepper soup with extra pepper.

If this movie was some boring, sleep-inducing flop, nobody would’ve cared enough to hold a public meeting on Uzor’s “sins.”

Instead, all this noise has actually promoted the movie.

So to the producers, I say, “Bravo.

Keep serving us hot content like this.

My popcorn is always ready.”

And to the talented actors like Uzor Arukwe who made this movie a success, “You guys deserve an award for surviving the online gbas gbos.

Keep bringing your A-game.

Finally, to everyone who has something to say, congrats.

You just read my honest review of the movie.

Want to add yours?

Let’s meet in the comment section and debate like civil beings.

Or savages, whichever suits your style.

Peace!